In God We Trust Quotes
Narrator: Maeby's parents didn't find the ticket. But Gob did.
Gob: Portugal?
Narrator: ... which confirmed his suspicions.
Gob: Gonna live it up down old South America way, huh, Mikey?
Michael: My mother is on her way up here, and she's resistant to the idea of hiring a new attorney. If she even sees you, she probably won't come in the room.
Wayne: I shall duck behind that couch.
Michael: What a pro.
Lucille: Oh, what'd she do, get you drunk?
Michael: No, we just, uh, well ... we—we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Lucille: Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, ‘He will if I get him drunk.' Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh ... her words.
Maeby: Okay. So I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer. If my parents miss this, I really might go to South America.
George Michael: That says Portugal.
Maeby: That's right.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Are all the guys in here.. you know? [referencing gay inmates]
George Sr.: Oh no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Think.
