Key Decisions Quotes
Warden: You really think you can break out of my prison?
Gob: You won't even know I was here.
Narrator: The warden was intrigued, less about the stunt and more about the prison beatings that this brash magician was sure to receive.
Lindsay: You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Lindsay: I've always been very passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?
Michael: Oh, I'll never forget your wedding.
Lucille: I'll be in the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
George Sr.: You idiot, you're going to get yourself killed!
GOB: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize there weren't any magic fans in here.
Michael: Listen, after we get that lot cleared, we're going to have enough money for you to neuter thousands of animals. You can make dogs and cats a complete thing of the past. No more dogs and cats.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 White Power Bill: [stabbing Gob] White power!
Gob: [gasping] I'm... white...
Buster: That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Michael: Lindsay, you've got to cut back, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.
Lindsay: Great, now we don't have a car OR a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in "I'm Poor" magazine?
Michael: Shouldn't Buster be spending his evenings with women that aren't so much ... his mother?
Lucille: He's a beautiful boy... they don't appreciate him. It's his glasses... they make him look like a lizard... plus he's self-conscious.
Michael: Gee, I wonder why.
