Let 'Em Eat Cake Quotes
Gob: I'll handle this one, Michael. [to Lindsay] It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. [sobbing] Old bear! He likes the honey! He never got a chance to see my bee business take off.
Michael: Hey, Gob, dad's gonna be around another ten years. Your business, well, might not.
Gob: You're a good brother, Michael. Heart attack never stopped ... old big bear!
Buster: I didn't even know we were calling him big bear!
Gob: [still sobbing] We never had the chance to!
Kitty: Gob, this is your time. With my help, knowing what I know, we could take over the Bluth Company together.
Gob: Wow, this is a side of you I'd never noticed before. Have they always been that big?
Lindsay: Look, I need to become self-reliant. It's not going to last with Tobias. He's completely oblivious. He's got no idea how I'm feeling or thinking.
Michael: So, there's no sex?
Lindsay: I mean, how do you not have sex with me?
Michael: It is a struggle.
Barry Zuckerkorn: [hugs Michael] Our star witness. Come here. Good to see you. You know what? Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me.
Michael: Thanks for the heads up.
Michael: I might not be the best witness either. I got a call from Kitty this morning.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Your secretary?
George Sr.: My secretary.
Michael: She says that she's got some evidence and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.
Gob: Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob [bleep] our way out of it."
Gob: I'll tell them, Michael. I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know...
George Sr.: Nobody wants you. Does anyone want him?
Barry: Who'd want him?
Lucille: [to Gob] They don't want you.
Tobias: For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Tobias: I was walking down a strange place today, a place I've never set foot in before.
Narrator: Tobias, walking down a street he'd been down many times, saw a book he'd written years earlier as a psychiatrist ["The Man Inside Me"]. The book, while initially unsuccessful, had suddenly caught fire ... although strangely, only in the gay community.
Gob: The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. [thinks for a moment] There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007
