Motherboy XXX Quotes
Tobias: It’s a little late for talk, Lindsay. I’m a man of action now. You don’t need the calories. [Whispering] This isn’t working.
Lindsay: Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and-and mannish? It’s, like, I don’t know, maybe I do want to be with him.
Maeby: Then you should go to him. For as it is written, you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God.
Lindsay: She's right.
Maeby: [Whispering] This isn't working.
Wife of Gob: Wow. I mis-underestimated you.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Maeby: Wait, you get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Lindsay: Oh, God. Not that “I’m in love with my mother” dance thing. I’m so glad there wasn’t one of those for daddies and daughters.
Lucille: Of course they have father-daughter dances.
Lindsay: They do? He never took me?
Lucille: It was before we did your nose. Toodaloo.
Buster: I will tell you this Michael. If mother saw those two she's going to change clothes. And that means they'll be on the balcony. Whenever she changed clothes she made me wait on the balcony 'till zip-up. And yet anything goes at bath time!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Lucille: George Michael. Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a can of soup?
Buster: Yes, mother, I did.
[flashback to earlier that day]
Buster: Can I open a can of soup for you?
George Michael: [looking at his hook] Can... can it open cans?
Buster: Can what open cans?
Gob: The cow is coming after me.
Michael: Your wife? She was super thin.
Gob: She was? What about her cans? She have big cans?
Michael: You don't remember her at all, do you?
Gob: Hey, it was one night of wild passion!
Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body?
Gob: ... I like to look in the mirror.
George Sr.: You know what's risky? Letting George Michael go on that church thing.
Michael: Well, her name's Ann, and he's not "going on her," they're just friends.
Lucille: How the hell are you supposed to dance in here when it’s so hot? I’m so hot!
Buster: [Voice cracking] If you were hot, Mother, we would win!
Michael: Buster, you can’t zip-line over there.
Buster: Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother’s Cher jumpsuit. You have to get on your knees to start it.
Michael: This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster.
