Not Without My Daughter Quotes (Page 2)
Gob: What do you use for misdirection?
Lindsay: Misdirection?
Gob: Yeah, I mean if you're SO good at magic, what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention?
Lindsay: Uh, I dunno... my ass.
Gob: MY ass, you're lying!
George Michael: There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad... like, uh, were you ever awkward around girls?
Gob: What do you mean?... Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start? No, I think I did pretty well. I didn't get any complaints, at least not from the girl. And he had to drive her home, so I think I did pretty good... pretty good.
[watching Girls with Low Self-Esteem video]
Gob: Oh, here it is. Here it is.
Announcer: It was a wild time on the beach, and if you like magic, look away. The only thing this guy could make fly away was the crowd.
Tobias: Douche, chill!
