Notapusy Quotes
Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Steve Holt: Don't ask 'can I?' ask 'I can!'
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Steve Holt: There's no 'i' in 'win'!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Narrator: Meanwhile, George Sr. arrived at the Startled Straight tent.
Buster: I'll be waiting out here with my enlistment forms, so go in there and scare them right into my open ARM!
Narrator: But as it turns out, the fair had two Startled Straight tents, and George Sr. had wandered into the church sponsored one...
George Sr: Wanna be some guy's girlfriend?
Narrator: ...intended to scare gay young men into a heterosexual lifestyle.
George Sr: Wanna' have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, and start messing with your junk?
Guy in Crowd: Is he ugly?
Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
Gob: A... ccording to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I hear the jury's still out on science.
Narrator: GOB had been a pageant judge for years.
GOB: You cannot believe what it does for your sex life.
Michael: I don't want to hear it.
GOB: I don't want to say it.First place chick is hot, but has an attitude; doesn't date magicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third place, although a little bit plain has super-low self-esteem, so I step in and, uh... lay her crown upon my sweet head.
Michael: Have I missed this euphemism?
Lindsay: If I can get that crown for Hope, then maybe I can get her father to crown me, if you know what I mean.
Michael: I'm guessing have sex, but that's meeting you more than half way.
