Out on a Limb Quotes
Gob: I think I’m responsible for Buster’s hand.
Maeby: Yeah, and I’m responsible for an $80 million movie without an ending.
Gob: Yeah, I know those problems seem big when you’re a kid, Maeby.
Judge Ping: Mr. Zuckerkorn, you’ve been warned about touching.
Barry: You said spanking.
Michael: Where's your child?
Tobias and Lindsay: We don't have a child, Michael. [laughing]
Lindsay: [long pause] Oh... did you mean Maeby?
Michael: I did mean Maeby.
Gob: I did this. I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood.
Michael: Okay, you’ve got a better case than Mom does.
Michael: Mom, after all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Michael: They don’t like Nip/Tuck?
George Michael: Well, you know, they don’t like anything. Something about God wants people to age naturally, or, I don’t know. Ironically, she likes Gangee.
Car Salesman: Yeah, the Bronco’s been discontinued. We’re trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape.
George, Sr.: What a fun name. May I test drive?
Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias: Well if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her.
Lucille: Oh, you’re high.
Oscar: You can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right.
Gob: So with a simple wave of my... Oh, look... it... over there. One of the Desperate Housewives! So desperate.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007