Pier Pressure Quotes
Michael: He's lying to me. Can you believe that? Where the hell is this family's morality?
[A puff of smoke comes out of Gob's mouth]
Gob: I don't know.
Michael: What?
Gob: It's cold out here!
Gob: What cops?! These are strippers! Look how hot they are!!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Buster: [about Lucille 2] And her nausea's gotten really bad, too. It's really been difficult on us. It's definitely taking its toll.
Michael: Well, you know, you're free to go, pal. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman.
Buster: Well, I didn't make a commitment ... I did refer to it as our nausea. But you know, that's when we were going at it really hot and heavy.
Michael: Well, now it's my nausea.
Michael: Tell you what. I'm going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime.
Gob: My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.
Young Gob: [making young Buster slap his own face] Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Gob: What? Oh, no! It's the cops! Oh! And a .. construction worker.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Michael: You mean you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons?
George Sr.: It was my last lesson.
Maeby: This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.
Lucille: Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.
Lucille: [to Lindsay] I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
