Ready, Aim, Marry Me Quotes
Tobias: You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy YOU that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid?
Michael: Well, I... I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
Maeby: Well, why don’t you go get your kiss from Mr. Cool Half-Man?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael: Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Michael: Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.
George Michael: Oh. Does that mean she’s going to have to come live with us?
Michael: No, no. No. It was her drink, and even if it wasn’t...
Lucille: She’d love to get at me any way she could. That’s why she’s been flirting with G.O.B. She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am, but the joke’s on her, because she doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.
Michael: I think that makes the joke on Gob.
Buster: [about Starla] She's not a whore, mother. Yes - she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be... Terrifying.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Lucille: I think the company is in trouble.
Michael: What tipped you? The falling profits, or that we’re a regular feature on Bill O’Reilly’s “Most Ridiculous Item of the Day.”
Tobias: Oh. Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? “Where’s Tobias?” “Oh, he’s just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they’re dipping each other in...” Oh, you didn’t get any body chocolate?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Michael: So what'd'ya say? We've got a basket of father son fun here.
George Michael: What's Kama sutra oil'?
Michael: Maybe that's not for us.
Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: It's just there's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
