Righteous Brothers Quotes
Gob: I can’t. I already lost a brother today.
Michael: Franklin?
Gob: Well, I didn’t lose him, but he’s all puckered and white.
Michael: On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.
Gob: That’s the exact kind of joke he would have loved! [sings] You know it's true. Everything I do...
Michael: Please don't do this.
Gob: ... I do it for you!!!
Gob: Great news. Dad wasn’t crushed to death!
Michael: Was there risk of that?
Maeby: George Michael? Are you protesting this?
George Michael: This isn’t the line?
Ann 2.0: Yes, he is protesting it. He even helped me make the signs.
George Michael: Well, only mine and the one that says, “This is a tricky gray area.”
Narrator: George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before, when he’d joined some of her youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry, executive producer of the hit show, Desperate Housewives.
Marc Cherry: It’s a satire!
Ann 2.0: He saw us! The bastard saw us!
Tobias: Well, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat-hole.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Gob: How about the fact that I made you a thank-you gift last week, about which you haven’t said word one?
Michael: Oh come on, you asked me for $5,000 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand.
Gob: Why don’t you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere, or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? Which is it this time, Michael?
Michael: Well, definitely neither of those two things...
Maeby: And you can bring Ann!
George Michael: Oh, well. That's not really her thing. At least not if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original. I like the way they think.
Maeby: Hey, you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once? Dangerous Cousins?
George Michael: No I uh. why, did we? Uh. I dunno. Uh, I mean...
Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD in his sock drawer.
George Michael: [shutting the drawer] ... kind of, but. Why do you ask?
George, Sr.: Well, where the hell do you want me to go, Michael? Back to your mother’s? I believe there’s a freeloading loser in my bed.
Michael: You know, Buster lost a hand, Dad. He’s going through a lot.
George, Sr.: I’m talking about Oscar.
