Sad Sack Quotes
Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Michael: This is a big accusation.
Wayne Jarvis: Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
Buster: Come on. Get my ire up! Push me! Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I’d hoped.
Narrator: It was fun. But it wasn't helping him become a better soldier.
Gob: I’m the pathetic one, Buster, not you. I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. Like a little girl. In a little dress. Little saddle shoes. Little pigtails.
Buster: Wow, that does sound like a little girl.
Tobias: Well, the Blue Man Group might need me, and I do deserve a fancy phone.
Narrator: They didn’t, and he doesn’t.
George, Sr.: Hey, you’re not going to turn me in, are you? Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. You know, they sent me over there. They said, “Go build.” I ... Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? How do you get this ham open? I can... I can’t get this ham open.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Lindsay: He thinks I’m cute.
Maeby: He’s 19. He’s a senior at my high school.
Narrator: And had been for several years.
Tobias: I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. It didn’t work.
Lindsay: Coincidentally, neither do you.
Michael: Pretty brave card for you to play.
Oscar: God willing, he’ll fail boot camp.
Michael: Well, why wouldn’t he? He already failed day camp.
Buster: I can’t do it; I can’t make my bed, and I can’t do this, either ... I’m sorry ... Aren’t you supposed to yell at me and call me “homo” and motivate me over this wall?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007Oscar: I can’t take this anymore. She’s just so... loving and affectionate. I ... this is not the woman I fell in love with.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007
