Shock and Aww Quotes
Michael: Lindsay. Thank you so much. He doesn't want me to marry Miss Baerly. HE wants to marry Miss Baerly.
Lindsay: Wow. I got that totally wrong. Oh well, no harm, no foul.
[flashback to last night]
Lindsay: George Michael, open up! I want you to need me!
Michael: I don't think us sleeping together is working out. You're a grown man. You should be living with your mother.
Buster: Yeah. I miss mom.
Michael: I can tell.
Lucille: I don't have the milk of mother's kindness in me anymore.
Michael: Yeah. That udder's been dry for a while though, hasn't it?
Ms. Baerly: Sweet ride. Are you making dinner reservations?
Michael: No, no. That was my mom. She just had a little Korean dropped off.
Ms. Baerly: Ooh, that sounds good. Let's have that.
Lindsay: It's George Michael, he told me. I think he wants a mother.
Michael: Well that's ridiculous. He's got you, he's got our mother. You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept.
Gob: Oh N'gar-mad: you've got a moustache. I mean: you've got milk on your moustache! I mean you've got a milk moustache!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Lucille: Michael, the little Korean is here and I don't know what to do with him. At least I think it's a him. You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you can tell.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Michael: Is it just me, or does this rape room have the same floor plan as our kitchen?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Narrator: GOB mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest, and felt the need to step in.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007
