S.O.B.s Quotes
Michael: My father may be the worst of us, me too. I threaten people who I don't feel support me. He poisons them.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Gob: What is going on? They're getting restless. I can't offer to [bleep] them in front of their husbands.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Lucille: They said we owed them too much money... I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it. We've got to make a good impression or we're finished!
Narrator: Now that's a clear cut situation with a promise of comedy. Please, tell your friends about this show.
Gob: If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
Old Woman: Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.
Narrator: Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies.
Gob: [Looks at dollar bills] Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless... did you want me to follow you to your car?
Employee: They're your tips...
Gob: Tips...
Narrator: And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life.
Michael: Hey, so what's going on with the fundraiser?
George Sr.: Well, I don't think the Home Builders Organization is going to be supporting us.
Michael: Yeah, the HBO's not gonna want us. What do we do now?
George Sr.: Well, I think it's Showtime. I think we have to put on a show during dinner.
Buster: Well if you don't want her, you don't want me either. She taking care of me. She glued my thumb back on! Sister's my new mother, mother ... and is it just me or is she getting hotter too?
Lucille: Well why don't you marry her!?
Buster: Maybe I will!
Michael: We're veering away from relatibility again.
Lindsay: You know, I'm actually a really good mom. I think it's because Maeby's not around.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Tobias: You know Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment, and pull my anal rapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, or the O.C. Disorder.
Michael: Don't call it that.
Tobias: There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007
