Spring Breakout Quotes
Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too.
Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too.
Lindsay: Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.
Michael: It’s just Mom and whores.
Kitty: Michael! Remember me? Perhaps this will jog your memory.
Michael: Let’s... [Kitty flashes Michael]
Cal Cullen: Oh, they’re crooked.
Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy... now’s the time. Whoo! Wait. Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Maeby: I know what the shape of a banana reminds you of, and I know that when I say “nuts” it makes you giggle...
[College Kid giggles.]
Maeby: ... but do you have any other response to “Here’s a banana with nuts?”
[College Kid whoops loudly]
Maeby: Why are we even going after this idiot demographic?
