Staff Infection Quotes
Michael: How'd you know I was here?
Gob: I called the office. You know, that Kitty is starting to sound pretty damn sexy to me. Maybe I ought to -
Michael: That was Lindsay.
Gob: Oh.
Michael: Yeah.
Buster: I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.
Lucille: Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?
Michael: He's not a chicken. He just doesn't like confined spaces, that's all.
Gob: I thought it was open spaces.
Buster: No, it's both.
Michael: Thanks for coming out, buddy. I've been dying to get some time with you, I really have.
George Michael: That's okay. I know how much you care about me. Unfortunately, so does the federal government.
Tobias: Lindsay, say something to scare me.
Lindsay: [bleep] me!
Tobias: Nope, nothing. Thanks for trying, though.
Tobias: Alright, let's discuss this bunking situation.
White Power Bill: You're gonna be sleepin' under me for a while!
George Sr.: [to Tobias] I sold you for a pack of cigarettes.
Annyong: I went to beach once. Next thing you know, I in crate next to pig!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people's spirits. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Lindsay: Dad hired me out of college.
Michael: You quit college.
Lindsay: Yeah, well I had a job. What was the point?
White Power Bill: I have worse plans for you if you keep trying to convert my team!
George Sr.: Okay, hold it, hold ... hold it now ... Now I'm doing no such thing; both of our religions have a lot to offer. There's the Jewish notion of heaven, and that it can be attained here on Earth. And there is your belief ... in the cleansing power of the lead pipe.
