Storming the Castle Quotes
Tobias: Take me to the Gothic Castle.
Cab Driver: Gothic Arsehole, right mate.
Tobias: Do you have anything that says 'Dad Likes Leather'?
Leather Shop Assistant: Something that says "Leather daddy" ?
Tobias: Oh, is there such a thing?
Michael: Since when are you against leather?
Maeby: Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.
Lindsay: Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, people need meat to survive.
Michael: You are aware they don't remove it surgically, right?
Lucille: She's been a family friend for years... It's just... creepy!
Michael: Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
Lucille: She changed him as a baby!
Michael: Okay, that's... that's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Buster: That's why she didn't look surprised.
Michael: Call me what you want...
Lindsay: An impotent man-boy?
Buster: And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.
Michael: It sounds a little bit like 'dating Mom'.
Buster: It's starting to feel a little like it.
Michael: I'm a saint, you know. I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority.
Michael: That is nice, but this time it's not enough.
Maeby: You're legs look exactly like mine. And I just shaved mine!
George Michael: So I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle.
Lindsay: Oh you'll never be able to do it. You're too good. You're the noble one.
Michael: Thank you.
Lindsay: The one who never wins.
Michael: I don't know about that.
Lindsay: The loser. The fool.
