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Lindsay: Why do you think I’m taking Teamocil?
Michael: To curb your sex drive.
Lindsay: That’s right. What team are you talking about?
Narrator: It may also cause short-term memory loss.
Michael: Lindsay, did that oven vent hit you? Your foot is bleeding.
Lindsay: My foot is bleeding.
Narrator: Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities.
Gob: Nobody makes a fool out of our family without my help.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Jeff: Sorry, is this your office?
Maeby: No, I’m just sitting behind someone else’s desk, pretending these are my kids. Can you get Jude Law in here for a meeting?
George Michael: She's going to be so excited. Maybe now I'll get a kiss.
Michael: (kisses him) Okay.
George Michael: ....I ... I meant from Anne.
Michael: I know, I just wanted to get in there first.
George Michael: (silence) .... okay.
Michael: You should be playing the field. There. In right. You know? Plus, I got Aunt Lindsay playing this year. I can’t very well pull her off the roster. Let’s make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Michael: What do you think of when you hear the word Sudden Valley?
George Michael: Salad dressing, I think. But for some reason, I don’t want to eat it.
Michael: Right. But Paradise Gardens...
George Michael: Yeah. Okay, I can... I can see marinating a chicken in that.
Gob: Well, I’m not waiting on my brother. I pass. You look surprised.
Stan Sitwell: I’m sorry. I must have put it on too high.
Sitwell: The only thing I ask is, out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
Gob: That’s great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we’re saying? I mean, come on! Where’s your decenc...
Gob: So you're telling me the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair. Come on!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007
