The Cabin Show Quotes
George Michael: It's just... it's about a girl, and you're not gonna like it.
Michael: Is it about Ann?
George Michael: No.
Michael: Then of course I'm gonna like it. I mean I ... I like Ann.
Michael: Maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: Oh, how am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old clap trap?
Michael: .......... The cabin! Yes, the... well, that would be difficult too.
Buster: I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn't bother you. And I left that recording of my snoring so you wouldn't know I'm gone.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 George Michael: Yeah, uh, I'm gonna, um, you know, I'm gonna stay out here and, um, watch that famous Reno sunset.
Maeby: Isn't it behind you?
George Michael: Yep, there's... there's mirrors... It'll actually look closer.
Michael: Hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby.
George Michael: I don't ... no!
Maeby: Uhm... I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
Michael: [to George Michael] Well, this is a good chance for you to rub off on her.
Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super rich again. And, I'm going to buy a car ... the Volvo.
Michael: Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. And this is not a Volvo.
Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.
Michael: Nope. Don't believe it. I'm taking my son to the cabin, and there's nothing you can say to make me believe that you are not my father.
Oscar: I understand. Your child comes first.
Michael: ... Oh my god you're Oscar.
Oscar: Dot com.
Oscar: I'm innocent, Michael! I'm Oscar. Dot com!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 GOB: Well, I will tell you this, Michael. I don't have a son...
Narrator: He does.
GOB: But if I ever do I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.
Narrator: GOB was growing up.
Gob: Pardon me if I don't burst into tears, Michael. At least he promised to take you. [cries] He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood! I didn't even know there was a cabin ... he wasn't taking me to!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007