The Ocean Walker Quotes
Narrator: Michael was worried. His mother may have been making sense, so he returned home to talk to Rita.
Tobias: Ah, here comes the bride. [points camera to Michael's genitals]
Michael: What are you doing in a wheelchair?
Tobias: No, no it's a dolly to help videotape your nuptials.
Michael: I don't think I need any footage of my nuptials. Tobias, are you sure that this dolly isn't related to your recent health problems?
Tobias: Okay, so my legs and my left arm occasionally go to sleep, and you wanna' call it a health problem.
Gob: I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.
Michael: This is why I'm calling it a witness and not a best man. All you gotta do is watch.
Gob: Oh I'm not going to pay that kind of money and not watch.
Rita: Are houses terribly hard to make?
Michael: Well, the hardest part is finding the land.
Rita: Instead of building houses, maybe you should be building land. On the ocean. There's no land on the ocean, Michael.
Michael: You are brilliant.
Narrator: Yeah. She wasn't.
