The One Where Michael Leaves Quotes
G.O.B.: Michael, I am sitting on some very hot information here. I know too much. I’ve got the thingie. Half in English, half in squibbly.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters.
Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people?
Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but.... it might work for us.
G.O.B.: I’ve got the proof, Michael. Dad’s signed contract with Saddam.
Buster: [whispers] Hussein!
Dr. Fishman: It ... it looks like he's dead.
Gob: Oh little guy! The tears aren't comin'! the tears just aren't commin'!
Michael:Just to be clear. Looks like he’s dead, or he IS dead?
Dr. Fishman: It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.
Tobias: Oh, no, no. I’m not in the group yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There's got to be a better way to say that.
Annyong: I do it. I play Uncle Sam. Better than the part I have now. Guy who order strike on Pearl Harbor.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Michael: This is not a family, okay? They’re a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. And Aunt Lindsay.
George Michael: [excitedly] She’s not my real aunt!?
Michael: Not her real nose. Got a picture of her when she’s 14 in a swimming cap. She looks like a falcon.
