The One Where They Build a House Quotes

George Bluth, Sr.

Narrator: Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael...
Michael: Put it down.
Narrator: ...as he always did, picked rock...
Gob: Make it collapse. Make me look foolish.
Michael: Gob, don’t do this. Gob, the scissors!
Narrator: ... which beat scissors. Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper.

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Lucille: Did you see the news? Your Uncle Oscar forced himself on me at the beach today, and I didn’t have my horn!

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Lucille: I want you out of the house.
Oscar: Oh, I want you everywhere.

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Michael: We can’t build a house in two weeks. Also, I’m not so sure how “solid as a rock” helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq.

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Lucille: It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for God’s sake.
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.

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Michael: [to Gob] Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

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Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down ol' South America way.

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Michael: But it's rock. It should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lotta logic to it. It's kinda like on a boat with women and children first I mean why should they ...

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Buster: Mother? Mother, what’s going... I heard zoo noises.

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George Michael: Wow. Hey, can I bring Ann?
Michael: Who?
George Michael: Ann. She's the girl I'm kinda hanging out with.
Michael: I haven't met Ann.
George Michael: Yes you have.
Narrator: Michael had met Ann.
George Michael: You... You let her in. That's... That's her right over there.

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