Top Banana Quotes
Gob: I should be in charge. I’m the older brother.
Michael: Do you even want to be in charge?
Gob: No... but I’d like to be asked!
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.
Lucille: [re: Gob] Make him feel special.
Michael: But he’s not special, Mother.
Lucille: No. But he loves you. We all love you.
Fireman: Somebody wanted this place to go.
Michael: Yeah? What do you mean, arson?
Fireman: Oh, definitely the work of a flamer.
George Sr.: ...this is my vacation, Michael.
Michael: You're doing time, dad.
George Sr.: I'm doing the time... of my life!
Michael: George Michael, you're taking your cousin to work today, okay? That's your new employee. I don't want my niece ending up just like everyone in this family.
Lindsay: Uh-uh. You're not telling my daughter what to do. She's a child!
Maeby: No I'm not! I can work.
George Michael: Uh... I don't know about this. It can get pretty hairy in there.
Lindsay: Fine, do whatever you want. If I know my daughter, that stand won't be there in the morning.
Michael: [to George Michael] You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard.
Michael: Well, you certainly haven't been shopping, all I found in the refrigerator was a dead dove in a bag...
Gob: You didn't eat that did you? I only got a couple of days left to return it.
Michael: You know something, Lindsay, you might want to start thinking about the example you’re setting for your daughter, unless you want her to end up just like you.
Maeby: Yeah, shoot me when that happens.