Arrested Development Quotes (Page 11)
George, Sr.: Well, where the hell do you want me to go, Michael? Back to your mother’s? I believe there’s a freeloading loser in my bed.
Michael: You know, Buster lost a hand, Dad. He’s going through a lot.
George, Sr.: I’m talking about Oscar.
Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too.
Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too.
Lindsay: Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.
Michael: It’s just Mom and whores.
Kitty: Michael! Remember me? Perhaps this will jog your memory.
Michael: Let’s... [Kitty flashes Michael]
Cal Cullen: Oh, they’re crooked.
Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy... now’s the time. Whoo! Wait. Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Maeby: I know what the shape of a banana reminds you of, and I know that when I say “nuts” it makes you giggle...
[College Kid giggles.]
Maeby: ... but do you have any other response to “Here’s a banana with nuts?”
[College Kid whoops loudly]
Maeby: Why are we even going after this idiot demographic?
Lucille: They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.
Buster: [As Franklin] I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, you freak bitch!
Narrator: And Lucille awoke, half in the bag.
Lucille: What am I doing in a Nordstrom bag?
Michael: I think they are too young to get involved that seriously.
Rev. Veal: My wife and I were about the same age when we got engaged.
Michael: Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.
George Michael: Is Franklin going to be there?
Gob: See that, Mike? Kids love Franklin.
George Michael: I just don’t want him to point out my “cracker ass” in front of Ann.
Gob: Imagine what he'd say about her.
