Arrested Development Quotes (Page 13)
Lindsay: Can't you at least come over and dustbuster or something?
Lupe: I no does Buster anymore!
Lindsay: Fine, I'll dustbuster.
Lucille: It’s a robot.
Buster: I hate it. I miss Lupe.
Lucille: No, I won’t let you go down that road. I want you to be strong, and you don’t need the comfort of an immigrant in Mother’s old stirrup pants to make you feel that way.
Gob: I've figured out how to make money while I'm working!
Michael: That is what we call working.
Michael: So then, he’s more popular than George Michael?
Maeby: Well, that’s like comparing apples and some fruit nobody’s ever heard of.
Tobias: It’s a little late for talk, Lindsay. I’m a man of action now. You don’t need the calories. [Whispering] This isn’t working.
Lindsay: Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and-and mannish? It’s, like, I don’t know, maybe I do want to be with him.
Maeby: Then you should go to him. For as it is written, you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God.
Lindsay: She's right.
Maeby: [Whispering] This isn't working.
Wife of Gob: Wow. I mis-underestimated you.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Maeby: Wait, you get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Lindsay: Oh, God. Not that “I’m in love with my mother” dance thing. I’m so glad there wasn’t one of those for daddies and daughters.
Lucille: Of course they have father-daughter dances.
Lindsay: They do? He never took me?
Lucille: It was before we did your nose. Toodaloo.
Buster: I will tell you this Michael. If mother saw those two she's going to change clothes. And that means they'll be on the balcony. Whenever she changed clothes she made me wait on the balcony 'till zip-up. And yet anything goes at bath time!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Lucille: George Michael. Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a can of soup?
Buster: Yes, mother, I did.
[flashback to earlier that day]
Buster: Can I open a can of soup for you?
George Michael: [looking at his hook] Can... can it open cans?
Buster: Can what open cans?
