Arrested Development Quotes (Page 14)
Gob: The cow is coming after me.
Michael: Your wife? She was super thin.
Gob: She was? What about her cans? She have big cans?
Michael: You don't remember her at all, do you?
Gob: Hey, it was one night of wild passion!
Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body?
Gob: ... I like to look in the mirror.
George Sr.: You know what's risky? Letting George Michael go on that church thing.
Michael: Well, her name's Ann, and he's not "going on her," they're just friends.
Lucille: How the hell are you supposed to dance in here when it’s so hot? I’m so hot!
Buster: [Voice cracking] If you were hot, Mother, we would win!
Michael: Buster, you can’t zip-line over there.
Buster: Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother’s Cher jumpsuit. You have to get on your knees to start it.
Michael: This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster.
Gob: I think I’m responsible for Buster’s hand.
Maeby: Yeah, and I’m responsible for an $80 million movie without an ending.
Gob: Yeah, I know those problems seem big when you’re a kid, Maeby.
Judge Ping: Mr. Zuckerkorn, you’ve been warned about touching.
Barry: You said spanking.
Michael: Where's your child?
Tobias and Lindsay: We don't have a child, Michael. [laughing]
Lindsay: [long pause] Oh... did you mean Maeby?
Michael: I did mean Maeby.
Gob: I did this. I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood.
Michael: Okay, you’ve got a better case than Mom does.
Michael: Mom, after all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Michael: They don’t like Nip/Tuck?
George Michael: Well, you know, they don’t like anything. Something about God wants people to age naturally, or, I don’t know. Ironically, she likes Gangee.