Arrested Development Quotes (Page 15)
Car Salesman: Yeah, the Bronco’s been discontinued. We’re trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape.
George, Sr.: What a fun name. May I test drive?
Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias: Well if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her.
Lucille: Oh, you’re high.
Oscar: You can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right.
Gob: So with a simple wave of my... Oh, look... it... over there. One of the Desperate Housewives! So desperate.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Gob: And I'm going to need help getting out of this marriage.
Barry: Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage didn't I?
Michael: Actually, she died.
Barry: Yeah! we killed her! [goes to give a high-five]
Michael: No, she actually died.
Barry: You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years.
Tobias: Oh, a pregnancy test. There’s something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no... we had to create our little Frankenstein monster out of science and money and just a dash of ... Maeby, how long have you been standing there?
Maeby: I just walked in.
Tobias: [laughs] Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother’s fertile womb.
Tobias: You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy YOU that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid?
Michael: Well, I... I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
Maeby: Well, why don’t you go get your kiss from Mr. Cool Half-Man?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael: Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Michael: Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.
George Michael: Oh. Does that mean she’s going to have to come live with us?
Michael: No, no. No. It was her drink, and even if it wasn’t...
