Arrested Development Quotes (Page 16)
Lucille: She’d love to get at me any way she could. That’s why she’s been flirting with G.O.B. She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am, but the joke’s on her, because she doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.
Michael: I think that makes the joke on Gob.
Buster: [about Starla] She's not a whore, mother. Yes - she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be... Terrifying.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Lucille: I think the company is in trouble.
Michael: What tipped you? The falling profits, or that we’re a regular feature on Bill O’Reilly’s “Most Ridiculous Item of the Day.”
Tobias: Oh. Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? “Where’s Tobias?” “Oh, he’s just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they’re dipping each other in...” Oh, you didn’t get any body chocolate?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Michael: So what'd'ya say? We've got a basket of father son fun here.
George Michael: What's Kama sutra oil'?
Michael: Maybe that's not for us.
Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: It's just there's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
Tobias: My wife is humiliated. This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did.
Michael: You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer.
Tobias: I haven’t been the perfect husband ... yes, I admit that. But now is my chance to be a hero.
George, Sr.: This isn’t turning into the party hang out I hoped.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007Lindsay: And I’m going to see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. I, uh, tried to be sexy. It just... got away from me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 George Michael: Hey, I thought I heard something earlier. Like a wolf drowning.
Michael: I ... I think that was the house settling. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I mean ... have you settled on an artist's work to burn yet?
