Arrested Development Quotes (Page 18)
Tobias: My schedule is as open as my relationship with my wife.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007George, Sr.: Oh, thank God you’re here. I’m going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. And once, both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Lindsay: Why do you think I’m taking Teamocil?
Michael: To curb your sex drive.
Lindsay: That’s right. What team are you talking about?
Narrator: It may also cause short-term memory loss.
Michael: Lindsay, did that oven vent hit you? Your foot is bleeding.
Lindsay: My foot is bleeding.
Narrator: Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities.
Gob: Nobody makes a fool out of our family without my help.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Jeff: Sorry, is this your office?
Maeby: No, I’m just sitting behind someone else’s desk, pretending these are my kids. Can you get Jude Law in here for a meeting?
George Michael: She's going to be so excited. Maybe now I'll get a kiss.
Michael: (kisses him) Okay.
George Michael: ....I ... I meant from Anne.
Michael: I know, I just wanted to get in there first.
George Michael: (silence) .... okay.
Michael: You should be playing the field. There. In right. You know? Plus, I got Aunt Lindsay playing this year. I can’t very well pull her off the roster. Let’s make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Michael: What do you think of when you hear the word Sudden Valley?
George Michael: Salad dressing, I think. But for some reason, I don’t want to eat it.
Michael: Right. But Paradise Gardens...
George Michael: Yeah. Okay, I can... I can see marinating a chicken in that.
Gob: Well, I’m not waiting on my brother. I pass. You look surprised.
Stan Sitwell: I’m sorry. I must have put it on too high.
