Arrested Development Quotes (Page 19)
Sitwell: The only thing I ask is, out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
Gob: That’s great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we’re saying? I mean, come on! Where’s your decenc...
Gob: So you're telling me the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair. Come on!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Michael: Sorry that my son couldn’t be here.
Stan Sitwell: Let me guess. Girlfriend. You know, it could be worse. He could want to marry your mother. (Only Stan laughs) Oh, I’m sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?
Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...?
Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children’s hospital needs funding?
Lucille: Nonetheless. We could get a giant checkbook, too. We’re just not that starved for attention.
Michael: Where's Sitwell?
Gob: Sorry, I told him to screw off. But get this, he offered me a job!
Michael: What?
Tobias: Besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No, um, today is Help-Your-Dad-Follow-His-Dream Day.
Michael: I think she needs some "Afternoon Delight."
Narrator: Oscar thought Michael was referring to a particular kind of cannabis, called "Afternoon Delight."
Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe... I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Lucille: Michael. I was almost attacked last night, in my own home. I walk in and there’s a colored man in my kitchen.
Michael: Colored? What color was he?
Lucille: Blue.
Gob: Oh, that’s... that’s... that’s great. The guy who’s dancing dirty with his niece is going to tell the guy in the thirty-six hundred dollar pants how to run the business!? Come on!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007
