Arrested Development Quotes (Page 20)
George Michael: Oh, it was... it was good. They’re kind of... religious, Ann’s parents, so it was... yeah, it was just kind of...
Narrator: The word George Michael was searching for was “creepy.”
Lucille: Oh, Buster, thank God you're home. There's no shame in being a coward.
Buster: (shows her a stuffed seal) I am not a coward. Would a coward have this?
Lucille: What the hell is that?
Buster: These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
Lucille: You're doing well?
Buster: I was just dropping these off. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Lindsay: No, no you have to go, so when men find out we’re in an open relationship, they’ll see you’re no threat. People hear the name Tobias, they think — big black guy.
Tobias: Well, obviously, I’m not a big guy. I’m not a Carl Weathers, par example.
Michael: Everything okay?
Gob: I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky little fingers all over my $2,600 dollar pants. Come on!
Gob: I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others?
Michael: There are no others. You fired everyone.
Lindsay: No, you’re not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a mother.
Maeby: I’ve never thought of you that way.
Lindsay: That’s sweet.
Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Michael: This is a big accusation.
Wayne Jarvis: Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
Buster: Come on. Get my ire up! Push me! Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I’d hoped.
Narrator: It was fun. But it wasn't helping him become a better soldier.
Gob: I’m the pathetic one, Buster, not you. I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. Like a little girl. In a little dress. Little saddle shoes. Little pigtails.
Buster: Wow, that does sound like a little girl.
Tobias: Well, the Blue Man Group might need me, and I do deserve a fancy phone.
Narrator: They didn’t, and he doesn’t.
