Arrested Development Quotes (Page 21)
George, Sr.: Hey, you’re not going to turn me in, are you? Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. You know, they sent me over there. They said, “Go build.” I ... Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? How do you get this ham open? I can... I can’t get this ham open.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Lindsay: He thinks I’m cute.
Maeby: He’s 19. He’s a senior at my high school.
Narrator: And had been for several years.
Tobias: I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. It didn’t work.
Lindsay: Coincidentally, neither do you.
Michael: Pretty brave card for you to play.
Oscar: God willing, he’ll fail boot camp.
Michael: Well, why wouldn’t he? He already failed day camp.
Buster: I can’t do it; I can’t make my bed, and I can’t do this, either ... I’m sorry ... Aren’t you supposed to yell at me and call me “homo” and motivate me over this wall?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007Oscar: I can’t take this anymore. She’s just so... loving and affectionate. I ... this is not the woman I fell in love with.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007Michael: Oscar, please. You can’t go. You got to stay, okay? This is the nicest she’s been since she found out that Rosa could breast-feed Buster.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 George Michael: Yeah? Wow.... He’s really gone! But you know, I think that if he was here right now, I would probably tell him that it all worked out. And that, um, I’ll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away. In heaven.
George, Sr.: [hiding upstairs, listening] How many times I got to tell this kid chicken wings?
Michael: It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 George, Sr.: Is Oscar wearing my suit? Hey, you tell my brother you don’t wear dead man’s pants. Shame on him. And you say that to him. You say, you say, “Shame on you.”
George Michael: Okay.
George, Sr.: Say it to me like you’re going to say it to him.
George Michael: I’m probably not going to say it to him.
