Arrested Development Quotes (Page 3)
Lucille: No, this was all Buster. He got into Gob's pills.
Michael: The forget-me-nows? Gob!
Gob: I didn't know! I thought he was dating again!
George Michael: Cause I know exactly the cousin, I mean, the... the girl I would want to give and she'll want to give too. We'll... and we'll do that together. For them, for the sake of... I ju... it's a great day! Uhm, For being sad.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Lucille: I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious through the whole trial and when he wakes up he gets BIG toy!
Michael: Did you do this mom? Did you put one of your own sons in a coma so he wouldn't testify?
Lucille: Michael, how dare you! Although the thought did cross my mind.
Michael: My father may be the worst of us, me too. I threaten people who I don't feel support me. He poisons them.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Gob: What is going on? They're getting restless. I can't offer to [bleep] them in front of their husbands.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Lucille: They said we owed them too much money... I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it. We've got to make a good impression or we're finished!
Narrator: Now that's a clear cut situation with a promise of comedy. Please, tell your friends about this show.
Gob: If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
Old Woman: Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.
Narrator: Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies.
Gob: [Looks at dollar bills] Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless... did you want me to follow you to your car?
Employee: They're your tips...
Gob: Tips...
Narrator: And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life.
Michael: Hey, so what's going on with the fundraiser?
George Sr.: Well, I don't think the Home Builders Organization is going to be supporting us.
Michael: Yeah, the HBO's not gonna want us. What do we do now?
George Sr.: Well, I think it's Showtime. I think we have to put on a show during dinner.
Buster: Well if you don't want her, you don't want me either. She taking care of me. She glued my thumb back on! Sister's my new mother, mother ... and is it just me or is she getting hotter too?
Lucille: Well why don't you marry her!?
Buster: Maybe I will!
Michael: We're veering away from relatibility again.
