Arrested Development Quotes (Page 35)
Gob: Oh N'gar-mad: you've got a moustache. I mean: you've got milk on your moustache! I mean you've got a milk moustache!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Lucille: Michael, the little Korean is here and I don't know what to do with him. At least I think it's a him. You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you can tell.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Michael: Is it just me, or does this rape room have the same floor plan as our kitchen?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Narrator: GOB mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest, and felt the need to step in.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Buster: Wait, wait. What about ... what about me?
Marta: I'm sorry, I'm not totally sure who you are.
Buster: Wow. Wow. That's what it feels like to get punched in the face.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Sorry, sorry, sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off, huh? I have a good lawyer.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 George Sr.: Where the hell is everybody?!
Gob: I'm here dad!
George Sr.: I can't believe nobody came!
Michael: Mom wanted me to tell you that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead, she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in a blue sweater.
Buster: Damn it! I hate the blue sweater.
Michael: She said it would look nice with the gray pants.
Buster: Damn it! She's right.
Gob: [to Michael] Tell you what. You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. I'll give you that.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Lindsay: I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias: Nothing has ever gone well for me and you know it!
Lindsay: That's my point, you... [sees Maeby] ... handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish cun.. [sees Maeby] ...ntry-music-loving lady.
