Arrested Development Quotes (Page 36)
George Michael: Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
Gob: Yeah, sure, dozens of times.
Gob: Hey, guy ... They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother Tio.
Tio: ¿Cómo?
Gob: Oh you're going to be in a como, all right.
Marta: You are nothing like your brother.
Michael: Why thank you.
Marta: Gob is like the c**k of the walk, but not you.
Michael: You're so kind.
Marta: You're sensitive, like a woman.
Michael: That's enough.
Barry Zuckerkorn: It would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive family.
Lucille: For how long?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Ten minutes tops.
Lucille: See if you can get it down to five.
Michael: That's one of the things that attracted me to you; your sense of right and wrong. I also like your hair and your face and your breasts.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Tobias: When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually... When a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love, um, to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and great focus he is often able to achieve an erec...
George Michael: I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you here. I didn't mean babies in general.
Tobias: Oh good, 'cause it was about to get a little - eww... gross.
Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn't work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.
George Sr.: Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00?
Lucille: I don't even want to know what that means.
Maeby: That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad.
Lindsay: Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. We have a-a wonderful, close relationship. Can I let you in on a little secret? Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more.
Maeby: Mom, please. He's got a big boy crush on Action Jackson.
Gob: Oh, I see. She wants to talk to you. For some reason women feel safe around you. Maybe it's because you've only had sex four times.
Michael: Not four times, four women!
