Arrested Development Quotes (Page 37)
Buster: Good one mom! [spanks Lucille]
Lucille: What the hell was that? A son doesn't spank mother.
Buster: Sorry. I got my Lucille's confused. [spanks Lucille 2]
Lucille 2: What was that?!
Buster: I dunno.. you don't spank mother.
Lucille 2: Well, you can add me to that list.
Buster: Okay. Neither.
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Lucille: Touché.
Jessie: Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. It's very sympathetic.
Lucille: Yeah. Who doesn't love the Jews?
Lindsay: [to Michael] So, you didn't get any while you were in high school, and now you're not going to get any while George Michael's in high school.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007George Sr.: Gentlemen, we do not wave our genitals at one another to make a point!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Jessie: We need to make Michael the new face of the Bluth company. He's the only likable one in the bunch, no offense.
Michael: None taken.
Jessie: And Tobias, you're a medical doctor and you're living an absurd fantasy as an actor. It's time to get real.
Tobias: Wow. It's a tough talk, but I like it. You're saying "land a major film."
Michael: He's lying to me. Can you believe that? Where the hell is this family's morality?
[A puff of smoke comes out of Gob's mouth]
Gob: I don't know.
Michael: What?
Gob: It's cold out here!
Gob: What cops?! These are strippers! Look how hot they are!!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Buster: [about Lucille 2] And her nausea's gotten really bad, too. It's really been difficult on us. It's definitely taking its toll.
Michael: Well, you know, you're free to go, pal. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman.
Buster: Well, I didn't make a commitment ... I did refer to it as our nausea. But you know, that's when we were going at it really hot and heavy.
Michael: Well, now it's my nausea.