Arrested Development Quotes (Page 38)
Michael: Tell you what. I'm going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime.
Gob: My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.
Young Gob: [making young Buster slap his own face] Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Gob: What? Oh, no! It's the cops! Oh! And a .. construction worker.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Michael: You mean you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons?
George Sr.: It was my last lesson.
Maeby: This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.
Lucille: Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.
Lucille: [to Lindsay] I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
Tobias: Take me to the Gothic Castle.
Cab Driver: Gothic Arsehole, right mate.
Tobias: Do you have anything that says 'Dad Likes Leather'?
Leather Shop Assistant: Something that says "Leather daddy" ?
Tobias: Oh, is there such a thing?
Michael: Since when are you against leather?
Maeby: Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.
Lindsay: Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, people need meat to survive.
Michael: You are aware they don't remove it surgically, right?