Arrested Development Quotes (Page 39)
Lucille: She's been a family friend for years... It's just... creepy!
Michael: Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
Lucille: She changed him as a baby!
Michael: Okay, that's... that's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Buster: That's why she didn't look surprised.
Michael: Call me what you want...
Lindsay: An impotent man-boy?
Buster: And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.
Michael: It sounds a little bit like 'dating Mom'.
Buster: It's starting to feel a little like it.
Michael: I'm a saint, you know. I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority.
Michael: That is nice, but this time it's not enough.
Maeby: You're legs look exactly like mine. And I just shaved mine!
George Michael: So I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle.
Lindsay: Oh you'll never be able to do it. You're too good. You're the noble one.
Michael: Thank you.
Lindsay: The one who never wins.
Michael: I don't know about that.
Lindsay: The loser. The fool.
GOB: So forgive me if I don't blow my mother's skirt up.
Michael: ... you mean "knock her socks off."
GOB: [pauses] Oh yeah. I could do that.
Michael: I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed.
Gob: She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" in the form.
Lindsay: I mean, it's always been "Michael's got the brains, Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the ..."
George Sr.: High-fastening pants.
Lindsay: You said that?
George Sr.: No, I'm saying that now.
Buster: Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you?
Michael: Yeah.
Buster: Because I really like Mom.
Michael: We know.
