Arrested Development Quotes (Page 4)
Lindsay: You know, I'm actually a really good mom. I think it's because Maeby's not around.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Tobias: You know Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment, and pull my anal rapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, or the O.C. Disorder.
Michael: Don't call it that.
Tobias: There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Michael: Hey, uh... what's goin' on down there? What are you doing?
Gob: [shoves bread into his pants] Uh... you don't want a hungry dove down your pants. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.
Buster: And that's why you don't use a one armed person to scare someone.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Gob: Attention, everyone. Why go to a banana stand, when we can make YOUR banana stand!?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Gob: Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?
Michael: Don't call it that.
Gob: I've got this Christian girlfriend now and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and [bleep] me and I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Buster: They only wanted me because I have one hand. And I won't do it. That's not the way Mother is raising me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Michael: We're prohibited from doing any business outside of the country while we're under investigation.
Gob: Translation: wish I'd thought of that.
Steve Holt: Nice translating, dad!
