Arrested Development Quotes (Page 40)
George Sr.: I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands.
Lindsay: What?
George Sr.: Gold Krugerrands. Your mother snuck them in here, stuffed them in energy bar wrappers to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse.
Lindsay: Stabbed?
George Sr.: ... In a way.
Lucille: Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head?
Buster: Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer.
Lucille: You're my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Maeby: We don't have to go, do we?
Michael: Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration ... it's no place for children.
Buster: I've already got a Lucille in my life.
Lucille 2: I understand ... that's healthy.
Lindsay: It's all I've ever wanted from you, Daddy ... for you to spend money on me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Michael: Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
Lucille: Like it was yesterday.
Michael: It was this morning.
Narrator: Maeby's parents didn't find the ticket. But Gob did.
Gob: Portugal?
Narrator: ... which confirmed his suspicions.
Gob: Gonna live it up down old South America way, huh, Mikey?
Michael: My mother is on her way up here, and she's resistant to the idea of hiring a new attorney. If she even sees you, she probably won't come in the room.
Wayne: I shall duck behind that couch.
Michael: What a pro.
Lucille: Oh, what'd she do, get you drunk?
Michael: No, we just, uh, well ... we—we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Lucille: Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, ‘He will if I get him drunk.' Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh ... her words.
