Arrested Development Quotes (Page 41)
Maeby: Okay. So I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer. If my parents miss this, I really might go to South America.
George Michael: That says Portugal.
Maeby: That's right.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Are all the guys in here.. you know? [referencing gay inmates]
George Sr.: Oh no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Think.
Tobias: Okay, kids. Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream.
Maeby: Can we come?
Lindsay: Sorry, it's not for kids.
George Michael: Ok .. so, why are we doing this?
Maeby: 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive!
George Michael: Well, what if they see us?
Maeby: How are they going to see us?
George Michael: Well, it says "Bluth Company" right on the side, plus it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye.
Gob: I [bleeped] Kitty!
Michael: Oh, Gob! I just wanted you to get the information.
Gob: Oh, I got the information!
Michael: You did, huh? About the international accounts?
Gob: Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information.
Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh ... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
Kitty: Gob? I wish I would have known you were coming. I am a mess.
Gob: Don't know if a call from me would've changed that.
George Sr.: This game is never gonna happen. Look at this, half of these guys are still in their cuffs.
Michael: I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here.
George Sr.: Yeah, well I'm trying to get us out of LAST place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco.
Kitty: Your wife's on line one.
Narrator: Michael's wife had been dead for two years.
Michael: My what?
Narrator: Kitty realized her mistake.
Kitty: I said, "your wife is on line one."
Narrator: But not immediately.
Michael: I mean, I guess it would just be a guy who you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or, um, a banana that grabs things. I don't know why. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.
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