Arrested Development Quotes (Page 43)
Michael: Listen, after we get that lot cleared, we're going to have enough money for you to neuter thousands of animals. You can make dogs and cats a complete thing of the past. No more dogs and cats.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 White Power Bill: [stabbing Gob] White power!
Gob: [gasping] I'm... white...
Buster: That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Michael: Lindsay, you've got to cut back, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.
Lindsay: Great, now we don't have a car OR a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in "I'm Poor" magazine?
Michael: Shouldn't Buster be spending his evenings with women that aren't so much ... his mother?
Lucille: He's a beautiful boy... they don't appreciate him. It's his glasses... they make him look like a lizard... plus he's self-conscious.
Michael: Gee, I wonder why.
Gob: Let me ask you something, is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away ... but I won't be happy.
Michael: ... It's personal.
Michael: Gob, what are you doing here? And why are you in your bath robe?
Gob: What's he doing here? And why is he in his bathing suit?
Buster: Mom dropped me off to spend some time with Michael.
Gob: To spend time with Michael? or to serve her own menopausal needs?
Michael: She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything.
Buster: Yeah... Mom's awesome... Maybe we should call her.
Lucille: Buster!
Buster: It's a bird!
Lucille: I know it's a bird. I'm on the phone!
Buster: It walked on my pillow!
George Michael: So I quit the play... I don't really like plays. Also, I think your dad thinks I'm gay.
Maeby: He thinks everyone's gay.
Tobias: I wish I could say the same for Steve Holt though. I don't know what the hell her problem is.
Michael: Her?
Tobias: Oh, I say that because I switched the parts. But it's still... eh... off. Perhaps! if she dressed like a woman.
Michael: She??
Tobias: Oh! for the love of god she's playing a woman!
