Arrested Development Quotes (Page 46)
Tobias: What an adventure gang! I thought that the homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. You're right though, it is amazing: I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me and I think it has.
Lindsay: You're gay?
Tobias: No. No, I'm not gay. Lindsay, how many times must we have this... No. I want to be... an actor.
Maeby: I don't understand why you work every weekend. Aren't you, like, my age?
George Michael: Well, it's important to be responsible. I think there aren't enough young people out there today who have a real work ethic.
Maeby: What do you mean?
George Michael: [stunned] ...I don't know.
Gob: Oh to play monopoly with my family again. I’d give anything to be eight.
George Michael: I'm 13.
Gob: No, I wasn't crazy about 13. The acne, the self-consciousness... the erections.
George Michael: Whoa... [looks uncomfortable]
Gob: You okay?
George Michael: Yeah... I'm good.
Gob: Give me a dollar. No, the $20. This is gonna blow your mind... Some say wealth is an illusion, well let's just see... For one moment it's here, and the next ... monopoly. You don't have it, do you?
George Michael: I think I might.
Gob: That's good, cause a lot of the pieces are missing.
George, Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah... I don't think that that's true, dad.
George, Sr.: I've got the worst *bleep* -ing attorneys.
Narrator: Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Michael: Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight and start a career as a pirate.
Tobias: I haven't packed for that.
Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. [Michael points out a bunch of kids staring at Gob] ... Or candy!
Gob: You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show.
Michael: Oh, that's perfect, Gob.
Gob: Thank you.
Michael: Oh, wait a minute. I just remembered something — Dad's retiring, not turning six.
Gob: Why not? Lindsay's been staying at a hotel for a month, and she's probobly charging it to the company!
Michael: Lindsay's been in town for a month?
Gob: ... I don't think so.
