Arrested Development Quotes (Page 5)
Gob: Okay, you can turn the music off, I already shot my wad.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Narrator: Buster meanwhile, was enjoying being with Oscar, but Oscar was longing for his Sweet Freedom.
Oscar: Say, you don't have any Sweet Freedom or Tropical Ease or any of the Hwaiian blends, do you? ... Someone's coming!
Buster: Oh God! Get in the cage and hide behind the mirror. It'll look empty.
Lucille: I want to cry so bad. But I don't think I can spare the moisture.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Lucille: Oh, Michael, you're crazy.
Michael: I certainly hope so.
Lucille: I'm trying to seduce him.
Michael: Who's the "I" in that sentence?
Lucille: Me!
Michael: You?
Narrator: Her.
Tobias: Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging.
George Michael: Please don't call yourself that.
Lindsay: Did it ever occur to you that Warden Gentles likes her?
Michael: Likes her what?
Lindsay: No, I mean, likes her, like he's attracted to her.
Michael: Who's the "her" in that sentence?
Lindsay: Mom! Warden Gentles likes mom.
Michael: Her?
Lindsay: Can you think of any benefits?
Doctor: Benefits? No, he'll die.
Lindsay: I get that, but have there ever been any fundraisers?
Narrator: Michael was worried. His mother may have been making sense, so he returned home to talk to Rita.
Tobias: Ah, here comes the bride. [points camera to Michael's genitals]
Michael: What are you doing in a wheelchair?
Tobias: No, no it's a dolly to help videotape your nuptials.
Michael: I don't think I need any footage of my nuptials. Tobias, are you sure that this dolly isn't related to your recent health problems?
Tobias: Okay, so my legs and my left arm occasionally go to sleep, and you wanna' call it a health problem.
Gob: I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.
Michael: This is why I'm calling it a witness and not a best man. All you gotta do is watch.
Gob: Oh I'm not going to pay that kind of money and not watch.
Rita: Are houses terribly hard to make?
Michael: Well, the hardest part is finding the land.
Rita: Instead of building houses, maybe you should be building land. On the ocean. There's no land on the ocean, Michael.
Michael: You are brilliant.
Narrator: Yeah. She wasn't.
