Arrested Development Quotes (Page 6)
Gob: It's weird. It took some idiot parrot-man with a camera in his head to bring us together!
Narrator: But even a pro like Larry had a breaking point.
Buster/Surrogate: I had a great time, Gob.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic.
Buster/Surrogate: No I'm not, mother.. I mean lover!
Gob: Buster? Is that you?
Buster/Surrogate: I like making love to mother!
Tobias: I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Gob: Hey, maybe that's it. Maybe we should do to the Japanese what they do in their movies. Build a miniature city, put it outside the window, tell them it's far away. It'll look real if you squint. God knows they're squinters. What do you think, dad? A whole, tiny town.
George Sr./Larry: Another brilliant idea, Einstein.
Gob: Really? You'd like to build it with me?
George Sr./Larry: Larry really never knows how to sell the sarcasm. It's a stupid idea.
Tobias: I barely even know you! Who's Frank?
Frank: Well, I've been wanting to talk to you about that, but it's a little awkward.
Tobias: Oh, well, I've been wanting to have my own awkward talk as well.
Frank: I think we could be more than just gym buddies.
Tobias: You're blowing my mind, Frank.
Michael: It's time for us to start having some fun.
George Michael: I don't know. "Fun and Failure both start out the same way."
Lucille: We could have dealt with this earlier, but Michael's been too busy with his "English muffin."
Gob: Typical.
Buster: Delicious.
Michael: Besides, I already got George Michael the big present for his birthday...
George Michael: A suit! Dad, is it Jack Welsh?
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premiere! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.
Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Steve Holt: Don't ask 'can I?' ask 'I can!'
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007