Arrested Development Quotes (Page 7)
Steve Holt: There's no 'i' in 'win'!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Narrator: Meanwhile, George Sr. arrived at the Startled Straight tent.
Buster: I'll be waiting out here with my enlistment forms, so go in there and scare them right into my open ARM!
Narrator: But as it turns out, the fair had two Startled Straight tents, and George Sr. had wandered into the church sponsored one...
George Sr: Wanna be some guy's girlfriend?
Narrator: ...intended to scare gay young men into a heterosexual lifestyle.
George Sr: Wanna' have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, and start messing with your junk?
Guy in Crowd: Is he ugly?
Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
Gob: A... ccording to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I hear the jury's still out on science.
Narrator: GOB had been a pageant judge for years.
GOB: You cannot believe what it does for your sex life.
Michael: I don't want to hear it.
GOB: I don't want to say it.First place chick is hot, but has an attitude; doesn't date magicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third place, although a little bit plain has super-low self-esteem, so I step in and, uh... lay her crown upon my sweet head.
Michael: Have I missed this euphemism?
Lindsay: If I can get that crown for Hope, then maybe I can get her father to crown me, if you know what I mean.
Michael: I'm guessing have sex, but that's meeting you more than half way.
Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good... I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.
Narrator: And a traumatized Steve Holt needs a father.
Steve Holt: I've made a huge mistake.
Gob: I know the feeling ... I had you. I'm your father Steve Holt. I can't hide from it anymore.
Steve Holt: I'll never forget this .... Dad.
Gob: [begins to cry, pulls forget-me-now from his pocket and takes it] I will.... I will.
Narrator: And Michael did try again with Rita, but this time determined to keep no secrets.
Michael: I want to tell you everything if ... if you're willing to listen.
Rita: I'm a very good listener.
Michael: Great. Start with the misdemeanors and then, we're gonna push right on through to the lighter treasons. So, 1983...
Gob: Buster's the one who hit her, I just gave her the ruffie!
Michael: Ruffie?
Gob: Forget-me-now.
Michael: You... beat and drugged Rita?
Gob: [trying to force a forget-me-now down Michael's throat] Take this and love us again!
Michael: Instead of trying to impress our fake father, maybe you should be spending some time with your real son.
Gob: Steve Holt's not my son.
George Michael: Steve Holt?! The moron jock?
Gob: That's my son you pothead!
