Arrested Development Quotes (Page 8)
Lindsay: [re: Tobias] He's never fulfilled me..sexually.
Bob Loblaw: Can you tell me the ways in which you were promised to be fulfilled, and whether or not said promise was made explicit.
Lindsay: You want me to be explicit?
Bob Loblaw: Yes. But I will be needing to get off in four minutes.
Lindsay: Well, let's see if I can hit that target for ya.
Bob Loblaw: [pager buzzes] Excuse me, that's one of my partners.
Lindsay: I... I would like to be one of your partners!! [to Michael] Do you think he got that? the two meanings?
Michael: He's running pretty fast, I think he did.
Commercial: Bob Loblaw, no habla espanol.
Michael: Well we're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.
Lindsay: How do you think I feel? Bob Loblaw’s a handsome, professional man and I’m only used to... well, none of those things.
Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Lindsay: Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.
Gob: My God, what is this feeling?
Michael: Well, you know the-the feeling that you’re... that you’re feeling is-is what many of us call “a feeling.”
Gob: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard.
Michael: Great. I was wondering if you might be willing to go somewhere with me. I would pay you.
Rita: You’ll pay me?
Michael: Not... Not for sex. You’re going to think that I’m Jack the Ripper, right? Didn’t he kill prostitutes or...?
Rita: I’m not a prostitute.
Michael: Then I shall let you live.
Tobias: Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.
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Tobias: I suppose I'm buy-curious. I have a big T.V. opportunity.
Store Owner: This is where all the big T.V's come.
George, Sr.: Well, yes, it takes a little courage, Michael. I know that's not your strongest suit. You're even scared to ask a girl out on a date.
Michael: Why does everyone think I'm scared of girls?
George, Sr.: 'Cause you're a chicken. You're a chicken. Coo-coo-ca-cha, coo-coo-ca-cha!
Michael: What are you doing?
Lucille: Michael and women? A-coodle-doodle-do, a-coodle-doodle-do.
Lindsay: That's what I was just telling him. Chaw-chi-chaw!!
Michael: Look, I haven't found the right girl, when I do I will ask her out... has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?
Michael: We've got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein.
George, Sr.: I thought.... I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi. I told him how much I liked his work.
