Beloved Aunt Quotes
Jeff: That's called "Indian giving".
Larry: Yes, I know what it's called. It's a very racist term but I'm okay with that.
Larry: Your mother thinks I touched her breast? That is so sick!
Jeff: It's what she thinks. What can I say? Sweet dreams.
Larry: "Sweet dreams". I'll dream about f**king your mother. "Sweet dreams".
Jeff: You gotta go.
Larry: What?
Jeff: You gotta go.
Larry: The hell are you talking about?
Jeff: You copped a feel off my mom, you gotta go.
Cheryl's dad: "Devoted sister, beloved c**t"?! That's what you put in the paper?!
Larry: This is a typo! It should be aunt!
Cheryl: Did Jeff look at this before he turned it in?
Larry: They have proofreaders at papers!
Larry: [stuffing fruit in his mouth] How many do you think I can get in my mouth at a time?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 12th, 2007 Jeff: How did she die?
Larry: Killed herself.
Jeff: No, she didn't.
Larry: Killed herself.
Jeff: Why?
Larry: Nobody knows, she didn't leave a note. That is so rude, isn't it?
Jeff: That's really rude.
Larry: I mean, if you leave your house for ten minutes to go get a container of milk, you tell somebody where you went.
Jeff: I let my wife know before I go anywhere.
Larry: Yeah. Would it have killed her to leave a note?