Chet's Shirt Quotes
Cheryl: So Barbara says she's going to have that frame ready for us next week.
Larry: Oh good, see, it paid for me to open my mouth.
Cheryl: And your dentist called and wants us over for dinner Saturday.
Larry: Dr. Blore?
Cheryl: Yeah.
Larry: Wants to have us for dinner?
Cheryl: Yeah. I thought that you'd know what that meant.
Larry: He's my dentist, why is he calling me for dinner?
Cheryl: I don't know.
Larry: What are we gonna talk about, my teeth?
Cheryl: I don't know what to say, I thought you guys talked about it.
Larry: No, I've never mentioned anything to him about getting together socially, I wouldn't mix social and professional, that's a terrible combination. Well, I'm just gonna tell him we're going out of town or something.
Cheryl: Ok.
Larry: Because if we go over his house for dinner then we're gonna have to invite him some place and if we don't invite him then he's gonna be offended, then the next time I go there there's gonna be tension, "I invited you, why didn't you invite me?" You know what I mean? We don't wanna get into that game. I'll need a new dentist soon, there's no question about it. That's the end of this dentist for all intensive purposes, I'm telling' ya, it's already ruined, the whole thing. Everybody's gotta get together, gotta get together, the whole world's gotta get together.
Larry: You can't get sweet potatoes anywhere, have you noticed that?
Cheryl: Everybody's noticed that.
Cheryl David: I thought you didn't like talking to people?
Larry: I don't like talking to people I know but strangers I have no problem with.
Larry: I'm a little afraid of the stick, frankly.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007Larry: I once invested in a whore house, I made a fortune on that place.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 13th, 2007 Jeff Greene: So, I've given up red meat.
Larry David: Really?
Jeff: Yup, no more red meat for me.
Larry: Good for you. How come you're doing that?
Jeff: No reason.
Larry: What do you mean "no reason"? You've gotta have a reason.
Jeff: No, no reason. What do you care?
Larry: Hey, schmuck-face, you can't just say you're giving up red meat, there has to be some motivation behind it.
Jeff: No reason.