Ted and Mary Quotes
Larry: I'd like to return this, please.
Sales woman: What seems to be the problem?
Larry: You know, it's kinda of half-jacket, half-shirt, half-man, half-beast.
Salesperson: It's people like you that are the problem.
Larry: No, I'm the solution! I'm the solution to the problem!
Larry: Everything is "heaven" with [Ted]. The piece of gum he had; "Oh this is heaven", had a taste of a chocolate bar; "I'm in heaven". A parking space is "heaven". It's all "heaven".
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007
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