The Car Salesman Quotes

Larry David

Larry: You just cost me a customer!
Richard: I cost you a customer?! What are you, f**king Willie Loman?!

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Dana: I notice this is a GT and the brochure says there's a model called the GTS. Now what is the difference between the GT and the GTS?
Larry: Okay, the GTS is "guaranteed tremendous saftey."
Dana: So, without the "S," it's just "guaranteed tremendous"?
Larry: Uh..

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Barbara: You know, this morning, you're gonna love this: I saw a whale breach. I've never seen that here before, it's very rare!
Larry: Can you shoot the whales from the terrace?
Barbara: What?
Larry: Because I like to have blubber for breakfast.

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